Backin' Up Song

Came across this over on Facebook and I've played it so many times, I find it so catchy and it reminds me so much of a friend of mine who talks just like her and has the same mannerisms too! Hilarious.. I love the part where she goes "Ooohh! Why do I need my coffee now..."

I'm keeping this video here so I can watch it again soon. Enjoy!

Halloween: Devilicious Danza & Trick or Treating!

Halloween this year was fun! I spent last year at Azzucar's Halloween night but this year, I managed to have 2 of my classes a Themed class instead of heading out at night. First class over at the A. Club HERE with Policewoman Pam with the rest of my class. (Group picture when received will be updated here).

This picture above is from my Raffles Town club class and its only HALF of my usual class. The rest didn't make it that day due to illness, injury or travel but what a pity! It would have been great to have everyone attend! I miss all of you! I will be planning the next Themed class soon! Either Christmas themed or Chinese New Year themed! Please prep now!

I went as a Red Devil, joined with my dance mate and instructor, Esther plus Pek Gan that day for a team teach class. Armed with Lolita New York eyeshadow prizes and Facial Gift Vouchers for the best dressed *instructors excluded*, we had an amazingly fun class.

Group shot together with some of my girls, Angie and Paula with Esther.

Pek Gan, Esther and me.

We loved Angie's skeleton top.

We all danced in our costumes after a round of picture taking, gave out prizes and exhiliratingly left for another segment of the evening! Angie above, has been the organiser for the Lentor estate Halloween party for the past couple of years and she invited my girls and I down for the party that night!

My girls got dressed up. Lauren went as an all black vampire with "wounds" on her face and Eirian went as a butterfly faced pink fairy. And I went down again as Policewoman Pam. I washed the costume the day before and had it ready to be worn again that evening with the torn stockings that ripped the day before...

I loved this shot as what went on during that time was hilarious! Its Abigail Chay! She was the emcee for the evening and when we took the photos, she exclaimed.. "If there were more police like you, alot of people will want to get arrested... come la! Arrest me also!"... and "I knoooowww, I'm dressed like this so that you can say I'm UGLY while everyone looks so pweeety right!!" *fake cry - booo hooo hooo...* (Bursts out into insane laughter)... Oookay.. time to run away..

She was a really funny and nice person however, albeit her emceeing and voice quite unnerving and annoying but it really did suit the theme for the night...

And then there was the Police post. Which of course had real policemen! This officer here was thoroughly amused and exclaimed "wah! Which country are you from?! - Nice outfit! Must have more like you at our station..."... We took a picture and as with him being a real policeman, he really stood like a statue the whole time we were trying to get in place for the shot! Luckily he really didn't stand at full marching attention! Sedia! Ohh.. and he gave me a mini whistle that I could clip onto my bag. "To alert others if & when I'm in danger..." he says.. Awww... how sweet... :) Thank you Mr. Policeman!

Then there was an hour where the girls and the rest of the children went from house to house trick or treating! It was the girls first time and it would definitely not be the last! They were both so amused when their bags slowly filled up with treats and by the time the trick or treating was over. Their bags were completely FULL!!

I shared a memory with them from when I was still back in the Philippines many years ago when I was in Middle School, Grade 7. Which is about equivalent to our P6/Sec. 1 here in Sg. Halloween is widely celebrated in the Philippines. Houses there REALLY get decked out and Halloween merry makers will fill the streets to Trick or Treat in full costumes.

We used to chant this when we walked down the streets. "Trick or Treat! Smell my Feet! Give me something good to eat! If you don't! I don't care! I'll pull down your underwear!!"...

When the trick or treating was done at the Lentor party estate, a small buffet of finger foods and drinks were offered. Games were played on stage and prizes were awarded for the best dressed that evening.. and guess what? I won 3rd Prize with my Police Chick costume. "The Joker" won 2nd Prize and the Family who came as Mr and Mrs Tut *Egyptian Royalty* with their daughter won 1st Prize!

Many thanks this Halloween this year to Angie for inviting us to trick or treat! My warmest thanks to Alegria Dimas who lent me all my costumes this year, without them - I would not have dressed up so nicely. And big appreciation to all instructors and students who dressed up when they came for my classes!! Thanks for being such a sport!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!! I hope you had a great one!

Hilarious Dance Video (NSFW)

I won't elaborate on what the video includes so you've got to watch this dance competition for yourself but I laughed so hard its insane... Rock on Pinoys! And yes, this group won the competition! Hahaha! Enjoy!

Conversations with my pre-teens...

The conversations with my girls these days get interesting sometimes... *fighting the urge to either burst out laughing or start crying*

Lauren: Mommy! I'm a teenager!

Me: Nope, unless you've got a "teen" in your age, you're not a teenager yet.

Lauren: But I am! I'm 10 TEEN...

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Eirian: (screaming watching me wash off hair dye) Mommy!! Your head is BLEEEDING!!

Me: Nope, its hairdye.. if u EVER see me bleeding THAT MUCH.. please call the ambulance.

Me: Do you know the number to call?

Eirian: 999?
Me: No, its 995, but even if you call 999, they'll still come. So what do you tell them?
Eirian: Hi! My name is E**, my mommy's head is bleeding.
Me: (pretending to be the dispatch on the phone) "So Little Girl, what is your address?"
Eirian: eir*****m@gmail.com (looking at me earnestly and nodding)
Me: HAR!! ADDRESS LAA! not email address!!! (facepalm)

So I can now only assume, if I need an ambulance.. my kids will be waiting by their inbox for further instructions... -.-''....

"You're Giving me a Freakout!"

The other day while waiting for a customer in my storehouse. I spent some time with my youngest daughter, Eirian.

We were bored while waiting so I asked "come, let me take a video of u"... and this is what I got... totally unplanned and I was behind my phone sniggering. Shes growing up so fast... soon both my kids would be entering their pre-teens! *Another set of headaches!*

But... for now.. what is "you're giving me a freak out?!" -.-''

Soy Joy's Latest Ads = Totally Hilarious!

I'm sure you would have seen the latest Soy Joy commercials on local Singapore TV, I find them TOTALLY HILARIOUS! Kudos to the team for casting such excellent expressive talents. She really made me feel the agony! *Ouuuch!!!* I could almost feel my thighs and butt cramp just watching.

If you don't watch TV or are not in Singapore, here they are for your viewing pleasure! Enjoy!

I love this office squat one the most. The next tattoo one is also a riot! Hahaha!Did you find it funny? I feel funny commercials like these excellent advertising. It really hit the spot! Much Effort! Little Effort! I so totally can relate. Can you?

We Assume Too Much!!

Check out this highly amusing song and then you realise that we really Assume too much! '

Do ya get it? Hahahaha!!

Damn Funny Filipino Style Jokes

If you are familiar with the filipino language/accent, you might get these jokes and if you do, you'll find that they're just so damn funny!

The filipino language is beautiful... specially when it's in its purest form: Tagalog. But when we start to combine it with the English language, the use of the letters "P" and 'F" are reversed, we drop the letter "V" and replace it with the letter "B", and end up kind of butchering the words with the accent...

My cousin told us this joke last night and I cannot stop laughing! If you can, read/say this in the closest filipino accent you can to get the joke.

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3 maids were at the agency waiting to take a test.
The manager said "I'll give you 3 words, use them and form a sentence. The words are Chicken, Nut & Bread."

The first maid said "Yesterday, I went to the market and I bought Chicken Nut Bread"

The manager said "Pass! Next!"

The second maid said "Last night for dinner, I made Chicken Nut Bread"

The manager said "Pass! Next!"

The third maid said "Last night, I went into my maams room and I saw the pillow over her face, Chicken Nut Bread*!"

The manager: "......"

(*She Cannot Breathe) - Get it?

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I found more online and I got into a laughing fit. Mommy & Alex! I'm sure u're reading all this.. SO DAMN FUNNY okay!

Use UNO, DOSE, TRES in a sentence.
UNO, DOSE TRES are on fire!!! (oh no, those trees)

Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DETAIL, and DEFEAT in a sentence.
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, but DETAIL landed before DEFEAT. (the duck jumped over the fence but the tail landed before the feet)

Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
Please check the bathroom. I think DEPOSIT is leaking. (the faucet)

Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in one sentence.
At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, "Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?" (pump first, pay first)

Use MASTURBATION is a sentence....
Third world countries suffer from MASTURBATION (mass starvation).

And another one of my favourites...

What are the three prides of the Philippines? Pride pish. Pride chicken. And pride rice. (fried)

Bwuhahahaahahahahaaahaa!!! *holding stomach...* Enjoy!

Bizarre Chicken Label?

Have you ever seen a clothes label like this? What do you even think it means?

A mom on one of my parenting forums posted this up when she found this on her son's polo shirt and we all found it absolutely hilarious! *Yes, I've asked her for permission to use her photo here* :)

What does this mean on a child's shirt label? Not for Chickens? Not to be worn near Chickens? Not to be roasted with a Chicken? and Where is MADE HERE? Where is HERE?

Wait wait! Maybe its not a chicken! Maybe its a Turkey! So its Made Here but Not Made in Turkey!! Is that it?

Totally Hilarious... Give me your take on this.. What do you think this means? Leave a message on my tagboard, leave a comment in this post or honeymeow@gmail.com

Christmas Dance from Pam & Family

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

The Mom Song

Dedicated to the mothers that read my blog. Sound familiar? *smacks self* Yep.. I say alot of this myself... Pffft...

Hilarious! I Love Stand Up Comedy....

Check this one out on this lovely Sunday morning. I laughed till my face cramped... enjoy!!

Prepared to be Annoyed!! Whatever!!~

Just the other day, I bumped into my sister, and her "boyfriend" John & his mom having dinner at the food court at Novena when I was there to check out Rashidah's last class. Seriously now though, John and Alex have been strange "he's my brother - she's my sister" friends for the longest time.. its time they get together already...everyones' just waiting.... *bored glazed stare at these 2*

And we all had a little banter and John's mom, who's filipina and is so wacky JUST LIKE MY MOM! just burst out with this little annoying exclamation which we found TOTALLY hilarious!

I'm sure my sister Alex and I will be using this alot and I used it at home when I got back and CJ found it so annoying! YESS!!! I love annoying him so now I get to say it once in a while and he can go AAAAARRRGHHHH!!! *rolls eyes*

Lauren used my phone and just recorded this for me.. hahhahaa!!

So add in a little eye rolling and a little "tsk tsk", put on your most DUH face and say this with me! *cough*

WHATEVER!! ITALICS!! BOLD!! UNDERLINE!!

The Big Toe Phenomenon

Imagine this scenario.

You're dressed to go out and just before you step out of the door, you suddenly have this urgent need to pee/shit so you go to the bathroom.

Finish the deed and get washed or wiped and take your underwear or boxers or panties... whatever u wear to cover your crotch and you fling it open to open up the leg holes and lift your leg in preparation to wear the article.

With your leg up in the air, you attempt to step into your undergarment, only to have your big toe snatch itself onto either right in the middle of the crotch area of your underwear or by the side like some kind of magnet and your leg comes uncontrollably crashing down as you lose balance.

In your mind, you're going "Oh shit, shit shit! please let the floor be dry! please let the floor be dry!" and "Oh F**K!! I'm falling!! Aaaarrghh!!!!!". But of course, yes, you're falling off balance but the floor where you're standing just happens to have the biggest damn puddle of water in the whole bathroom!

Great. Just great. -.-''

So there you are, in that split second of horror while visions of whatever horrible things can happen in your mind happens, with a leg that feels like a ton and then....

"PLLLSSSHHH!!" Your freaking foot lands and pins your DRY underwear onto the wet ground.

AAAAAAAAAArrrrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

You then in frustration lift your leg to remove the offending wet article of clothing while cursing your non-agile-ness of the situation. Wet already how to wear har?!

Grab a new underwear if possible and now, on dry floor, GINGERLY ensuring that the leg hole is wide enough so that your toes won't decide again to "kiap" your underwear to the ground and finally step in successfully.

This my friends, is what I call The Big Toe Phenomenon and I'm pretty sure it happens to alot of people bc I've checked! Very not graceful one lah! Tak Glam lah! Like that also can?!

This scenario not necessarily has to be when you're on your way out. It can happen anywhere as long you're trying to step into an article of clothing. Ie dressing room/public toilet... whatever... and sometimes this applies to shorts or pants too. Not just underwear.

Has it ever happened to you?

I love Annoying Songs! Esp if they're about Cats!

Check it out!! And Sing with Me!! "Its a Cat! Meow! Flushin the toilet! Its a Cat! Meow!" More strange songs about about various creatures/objects can be found HERE.

Hilarious: Wife Catches Husband Cheating

I've had this for some years now and its pretty hilarious. Bwuhahahaha!! "You are my favourite Buddha call" & "25% of the time, you're on the periodical".

Enjoy! This guy is SOOOOOOOO DUH!! Listen in!

Ebay Song - Singalong with Me!

Are you a compulsive online shopper?? :) Can you relate?

And in case you feel like really singing along to this, here are the lyrics!

A used ... pink bathrobe, A rare ... mint snow globe, A Smurf ... TV tray, I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap, Shows up in bubble wrap, Most every day, What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock), Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock), Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee), They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack, Just check ... my feedback"A++!" they all say, They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag), Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)(From some guy), I've never met in Norway, Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you, With two seconds left to go, whoa, Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya, As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes, Sell me ... your watch, please, I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)

I'm highest bidder now (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)

Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox), Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks), Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)(Pez dispensers and a toaster)(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y.......

Buffalaxed - Benny Lava

I know this is old but I just came across it again after so many months and realised I didn't plug a video of this on my blog! So here it is... how an indian music video sounds like in english!

I can hear groans from those who have watched this before but for those who have not.. check it out! :) Enjoy!

How to get Bigger Breasts?

Wife: "Darling, do I look fat? Is my hair nice? Do you like my figure? Time has taken its toll on my body.. I'm looking old. Do I look old? After so long, still no breasts.. do you know how I can get bigger breasts? (looking into the mirrow & cupping her chest)

Irritated Husband: "I know! Theres a special technique that involves rubbing a piece of tissue between your breasts once or twice a day, that should work...." (nod furiously)

Wife: "Really!" (swipe a piece of tissue and starts straight away)

(4 weeks later)

Wife: "I've been doing what you said. I've been rubbing tissue between my breasts several times a day, every day! But my breasts are still the same size! Doesn't Work!!"

Husband:

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"Well it worked for your Ass didn't it?" -.-''

End Note from me: This is called. NEVER DIE BEFORE... this hubby is not sleeping in the bedroom for a while. Say Hello to the Sofa Darling! Bwuhahahahhahahahaa!!!!

How to do the Booty Shake!

In Zumba class, Rashidah incorporates quite alot of hip hop in her routine which is probably why I love the class so much. I get the fluidity of latin and the pop bump bump bump shake from hip hop in one class!

But I have a small issue with the booty shake. I can shake. I can bump. BUT only for a short while only! Something must be wrong.

Very the not nice to see lah! Lao Hong liao... I must be doing something wrong about my bootyshake in class bc after 10-15 seconds, I'm so winded and burnt out that my butt attempts to fall out of my body and run away... I can't complete the next set without wheezing.. or maybe.. i'm just old... *wail*

Backside move. Arm cannot move. Arm move. Backside cannot move. If I manage to coordinate both, the max I can run it for is 10-15 seconds at MOST. Before I burn up and go WAH LAU EH!! CANNOT AHH!!! *flop to the side*

Something MUST be wrong lah. So I did a search to see if I can get some tips on making it LOOK better and I found this.

Damn Blardy Hilarious okay these 2 drag queens but its quite good in terms of step by step. His, erm... I mean HER butt can really shake! I know many of my galfriends would love to give this a try.

Time to go practice if not I'm going to relegate myself to the back of the class instead of front row than have people stare at my uncoordinated fat arse.

Check it out!~