Eat Shit & Die.

I hate Thursdays. And I particularly hate TODAY. No one better piss me off today because I'm in serious BITCH MODE.

Why? Let me see.

• I'm PMSing. Like. Fucking Seriously in a Fucking BAD MOOD!


• Its Month end Accounting Period, need I say more.


• My upcoming event this weekend is falling a little behind schedule.


• My body and my back aches like fucking hell.


• I've got a house to vacuum & mop and its still not freaking done.


• I've got laundry to hang and its raining and my existing clothes are still damp!


• Oh.. wait.. did I say I'm seriouly PMSing!


• There are no dance classes available today so I have nothing to work out to.


• My knee hurts so climbing stairs is out of the question.


• I'm sleepy but I have work to do.


• I have 22 Potatoes to bake for tomorrow's teacher's day celebration and have no idea how I'm going to season it.


• I just ran out of Ribena and juice.


• I'm STILL feeling bloated and still feeling nauseaus from last night's Tortilla.

And the bitching can just go on and on and on... excuse me while I scream into my pillow and throw it out of the window. You have been warned.